were all mad here

aren’t you supposed to see exotic animals at the zoo?

I went to the zoo yesterday, walked around for a good amount of time, spent about $20 on pointless over priced junk food, saw a few animals, but best of all…I saw a squirrel and a goose get into an altercation. The squirrel was sitting in a field of grass by the picnic tables, noming on a peanut or whatever…he was about 2 feet away from two geese that were also eating some grass. The goose tried to chase the squirrel away, surprising that squirrel wasn’t taking shit from anyone…he leaped up and attacked the goose’s face for a good split second and went back for seconds on that goose…..Yea……I mean I thought it was hilarious, the goose was fine and unharmed just a little irritated that she just got owned by a squirrel.